“Hello Mr. Smith & Wesson”
     Newton, N.C. — A 47-year-old man accidentally shot himself to death in December in Newton when, awakening to the sound of a ringing telephone beside his bed, he reached for the phone but grabbed instead a Smith & Wesson .38 Special, which discharged when he drew it to his ear. 
— The Hickory (N.C.) Daily Record

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